Slack Timer & Tools

About Slack Timer & Tools

Thanks to the SlackTimer, you will finally be able to follow your leadership tasks and visions more successfully to become an important part of the Church of the Subgenius fellowship.

This tool comes with the following extras to make your existence in this society easier!

HOME
A clock showing the current time, together with information about the current whorship holiday, countdown to X-Day and liberation day in 8661.

EIGHT-BALLS
Ask "Bob" any question and he will answer it.
Exit this screen by touching "Bob"'s head.

A "BOB" TORCH
Make "Bob" your guiding light with this torch, capable of adjusting the brightness of the screen.
Touch "Bob"'s head to go back to the main screen.

"Bob" Compass
Turn around with your smartphone and walk into the shown direction to get closer to "Bob".
Touch the middle of the compass to go back to the main screen.

"Bob" Sightings
Hack yourself into three of the most important servers to receive regular updates of "Bob" sightings on earth.

"Bob"'s Lullaby
Having a hard time to fall asleep? Or maybe just having a hard? Then use this section of the app that works like a lava-lamp showing several Dobbheads floating upwards while you can have one of four MIDI-Songs help you to get into your dreams.
Touch any of the "Bob"'s heads to go back to the main screen.

Subgenius Holidays
Monthly overviews of the official church of the subgenius holidays.

B.S.I. Calculator
By simply hitting some switches and turning some knobs, this part of the app helps you to calculate the amount of Slack in you.

Subgenius Speaker aka Soundboard.
Connect your smartphone to your car's HiFi, and then press one of 10 buttons to make the app speak aloud for you. You can use this to convice bypassers to join the Church of the Subgenius.