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About Alman Index: Alman Test

Alman Index: Alman Test

How Alman are you really?

Alman Index is a self-ironic quiz for the German-speaking world — 10 cartoon-illustrated stereotype questions, a bold Alman score, and a shareable certificate you can send to friends, coworkers, or your group chat.

10 QUESTIONS. ONE VERDICT.
Each round picks 10 random questions from a pool of lovingly exaggerated clichés — socks in sandals, laminators, pool towels, complaint letters, Excel color coding, and more. Every question has its own funny illustration and a dry caption. 10 questions. Zero seriousness. Maximum self-awareness.

YOUR ALMAN TIER
Score 0–100 and land in one of five tiers — from Tourist to Ober-Alman. Each tier has its own mascot character and a subtitle worthy of an official stamp. The certificate looks absurdly official. Perfect for Instagram and WhatsApp.

RIGOROUSLY SCIENTIFICALLY DETERMINED
Your score is calculated per Alman Protocol AP-42, two mugs of filter coffee, and a sweaty grill thermometer. Peer review: your best friend. Margin of error: ±100%. Methodology entirely invented — result still binding in the family WhatsApp.

JUST FOR FUN
Alman Index is pure entertainment and self-irony — not science, statistics, or any official rating. The certificate is a meme to share, not a real document.

SHARE THE PROOF
Screenshot your certificate or tap Share — pre-filled text like “I am 87% Alman (Ober-Alman). Try it yourself!” Easy sharing built in.

SELF-IRONIC HUMOR
Cartoon exaggeration about behavior and objects — not punch-down. Friendly absurdity in a warm, slightly bureaucratic visual style.

AVAILABLE IN GERMAN & ENGLISH
Play in your language. Have fun with friends in theirs.

No account required. Open the app, start the test, share the result.

Note: Alman Index is free to play and may show ads (banner during play, optional full-screen ad after completing a quiz). Internet connection required for ads only.