Haywire Hospital

Contains adsIn-app purchases
4.2
6.96K reviews
100K+
Downloads
Content rating
Teen
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About this game

From the makers of Naughty Kitties

Welcome to Mewrth’s Haywire Hospital (= ̄ω ̄=) !
Are you a fan of putting in none of the effort but reaping all of the rewards? How about being surrounded by a horde of whacky patients and feeling that perhaps you have finally found a home for yourself? All this, and more, can be yours as Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital!

As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous!

In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
(Just kidding)

You’ll be charged with:
- Discovering and treating new patients such as Selfie Sally, Pack Animal, and Buck-and-Wing
- Gathering the Archives, a collection of hidden fragments of stories from a bygone era
- Expanding your hospital and crushing Hospital Royale and other infuriating rivals across the galaxy
- Flirting with the hospital staff

Contact us:
If you run into any issues or want to share your feedback while playing the game, please contact us through the following methods:
Facebook Fan Page: https://www.facebook.com/CoconutIslandStudio
Twitter:@Coconut_Island http://twitter.com/coconut_island
Updated on
Jan 15, 2024

Data safety

Safety starts with understanding how developers collect and share your data. Data privacy and security practices may vary based on your use, region, and age. The developer provided this information and may update it over time.
No data shared with third parties
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This app may collect these data types
App activity
Data is encrypted in transit
You can request that data be deleted

Ratings and reviews

4.2
6.11K reviews
Jennifer Kennedy
July 19, 2022
It won't even let me play! As soon as the game loads, its done. In other words...I can see and hear everything...but when I tried touching everything on the screen nothing happened. I tried clicking on the hospital, the person, settings, all that. Its not responding. I can't even play. Fix this so I can actually play the game instead of just staring at the screen.
6 people found this review helpful
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el y.
December 22, 2020
I can't bind the game, nor could I find a way to contact support in the game. I switch phones and all my progress lost, so no reason to keep playing.
15 people found this review helpful
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A Google user
January 8, 2019
very interesting. would you mind to talk about why you guys need phone, sms and contact permissions? and have to allow post on google game activity or cannot link to google account? SHAME, SHAME for your idea, or level of developer.
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What's new

Fix some bugs.