Grand Theft Trump Campaign Sim

Folks, let me tell you, you’re about to Make Video Games Great Again and experience what they are calling the most amazing, most tremendous game ever created! Believe me, no one has ever seen anything like this before. It’s called "Grand Theft Trump," and it’s absolutely incredible. John Matze, television commentator, tech leader, and satirist who famously created the Hilary Clinton email server game in 2016, has returned to create the ultimate political satire game. You’ll be stepping into the shoes of President Donald J. Trump in the most high-stakes, action-packed mobile adventure ever! You’ll be navigating through the campaign season from Mar-a-Lago to the Whitehouse in his shoes and perspective. Love him or hate him, this game really makes you think and shows just how wild USA elections have become. Source material for in game content comes from real Tweets/Truths made by Trump, real campaign audio clips and face your biggest foes. Rogue porn stars, corrupt judges and other lying disgraceful losers all while collecting votes. Get ready, because this game is going to be YUGE!

Key Features:

Electoral Sprint: This is it, what they are calling the biggest race in history! You’re going to be dodging ridiculous rivals and fending off crooked opponents with your Social Media Post Cannon like a true champion. You’ll be collecting votes, and every single one of them counts towards your high score. It's all about winning, folks! Every vote box collected plays a REAL Trump clip as he celebrates his victory.

Capitalist Collectibles: We all know business is about the art of the deal, right? Grab those coins, because they’re your lifeline. These are crucial, folks, absolutely crucial to keep your campaign going strong, even as the nasty Deep State tries to persecute you in their witch hunt. Small snippets from Trump’s most liked posts appear when you collect your coins.

Political Pursuit: You’ve got crooked enemies trying to rig the game and rip off the American People. Sad! But don’t worry, you’re going to outsmart them with quick reflexes, brilliant strategies, and of course, some very mean posts. Believe me, nobody does it better! Double tap to shoot a blast of authentic angry Tweets to defeat your enemies and click the post notifications to read them!

Commander-in-Chief Customization: Personalize your Donald J. Trump character with the most iconic suits you’ve ever seen, reflecting different stages of his presidency. You gotta collect them all!

So, get ready for the ultimate journey, Folks! You’re embarking on the most tremendous quest ever to win the White House and Make America Great Again, again. The question is, can you lead Trump to an undeniable, landslide victory or will the deep state stop you before you get there? The fate of the entire country depends on YOU!

(Note: This game is purely satirical and intended for entertainment purposes.)